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In a rare appearance, President Obama took time out of his busy campaign schedule and spoke this morning at the Presser held by White House Press Secretary Jay Carney.  The Big Man on Campus  ‘stopped’ by to clarify his dooms-day foretelling if his sequester is allowed to pass.  Here is a snippet of the conversation:

President Barrack Obama:  This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Boston Herald Reporter:   What do you mean, “biblical”?

Jay Carney:   What he means is Old Testament, real wrath of God type stuff.

Obama:   Exactly.

Carney:   Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Vice President Chaney {surprise pop-in}:   Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…

Carney:   The dead rising from the grave!

Obama:   Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

Reporter:   All right, all right! I get the point!

 

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